Hey maintenance guy

Thanks for showing up 5 hours later than you were supposed to. 

It’s been really great not having water for the past 40 hours. 

I like the swamp in my room too. 

The fact that I had to clear out my entire closet because every thing got soaking wet from the broken water heater you were supposed to fix early this morning, really just made my day.  

Oh and the smell of my room from my carpet being soaking wet, it’s my favorite. 

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pussypoplikecolacoca:

“It’s all about self-expression; you know, if you feel like a troll then you should look like a troll. It doesn’t matter what you look like. I mean, if you have a hunchback just… throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing!”

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smileybeardman:

Everyone is prettier in black and white !!

My god, this man is beautiful. 

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carin95:

H

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moonblossom:

One day I will stop reblogging the grumpy cat.

Today is not that day.

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